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May. 9th, 2003 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nasasiephill (short for phillip, but he hates that) is daring oz into letting him(phill) give him(oz) a blow job:
phill: "but after this, can I fuck you?"
oz: "what?!.. no!"
"ah come-on, let me fuck you!"
...
okay.. if.. monkeys fly out of my butt, fly over the moon, an we all land in hell where its frozen over, then, then, if all that happens in the same time.. and it has to be a solar eclipse to, then, then you can fuck me.
okay, so if all that happens, I get to fuck you
yesh, if you get that all to happen you'll get to fuck me ë_ë
ps: phill is totally straight, he just teasing.. or iz he?
narf, j/k, he is, this is just a joke on oscars extreame femenine features.. ie "so girly even het guys go for him"
[edit: and oz was teasing right back, when it came to the BJ, it was a dare war]
phill: "but after this, can I fuck you?"
oz: "what?!.. no!"
"ah come-on, let me fuck you!"
...
okay.. if.. monkeys fly out of my butt, fly over the moon, an we all land in hell where its frozen over, then, then, if all that happens in the same time.. and it has to be a solar eclipse to, then, then you can fuck me.
okay, so if all that happens, I get to fuck you
yesh, if you get that all to happen you'll get to fuck me ë_ë
ps: phill is totally straight, he just teasing.. or iz he?
narf, j/k, he is, this is just a joke on oscars extreame femenine features.. ie "so girly even het guys go for him"
[edit: and oz was teasing right back, when it came to the BJ, it was a dare war]
