Nas the Spaz - retard Genious, yush!

[Poll #613287]

this was taken from this and is just for fun to see if I could. I had to hack the poll creator to do it also, because it stops at 15 elements -_-

my birthday is on the 9th of December and there is always crissmass


several categories, so here we go:

there are first the free ones, they cost nothing, (but might require some kind of effort ;)

* virtual b-day cards; send them to nasasie[@]Livejournal.com
* neopets virtual cards; almost the same thing, but hey..
* fanart/fanfic; I like slashy, smutty, sexy and pretty, preffably all those ;p
themes of that include:

BmB: any Tybalt/Cyanide, Mik/Cya, cybob, seme!Skids/Cy, Fox&Collin-goodness three(and more)somes are goood

Naruto: JIRAIYA! KakaNauro, SasuNauro, KakaGai, HakuZabu, NeijLee, SakuLee, ShikaNauro, ShikaCho, InoShika, InoSaku, GaraaLee, orchikabu, threesomes (huhuhuhu) and very many, many, many other things

LINK, as in Link from Legend of Zelda Link, sessy, sessy bitch ;)

RN: hey, a guy can dream right? ;) mostly any pairing here, if you are obscure enough to know what RN is, you know what I like (for those of you playing at home the clue is : "surprise me")

basically, most smut is fine.
Nasasie is a pervert after all.

CG'S
CG'd versions of my old crapptasticums, go to deviantart or gothicbutterfly.com or index of miscpix to find b/w crap ink versions (this will make me your love-slave)

REFERENCE pictures, for poses and reference pictures for how cloth folds, please

* commenting to my "it's my birthday today" post. yes, pathetic, I know, but it'd really make me *that* happy



second there are paid for ones; these cost money

* real birthday-cards, as in paper, with (readable) ink and stamps :p

* Lee-plush, Naruto-plush, (Jiraiya-anything)
* Gai-figurine (huhuhuhu)

* Jello, KoolAid, Twinkies, Lucky-Charms/Trix/any fun colourful cereal
* and basically any obscure but delicious candy/food stuffs
* surprise me!
* I love them candy-canes!
* Miso-ramen, anyone?
* Naruto fish-cake, I want, what it taste like?
* POKEY?
* socks, I want long socks that go over my knee, striped, coloured, etcetera, you know the type :p

(more of a question than a request, really) * is there anyway to get an USB-extension cord? like, if I want to change between my scanner, camera, (new?) tablet?



and then there be internett doodads:
* paid months of lj, can be 2 months, 6 months or even 12 months *gasp!* ;)
* More User icons!
* SmartFTP licensing key


well, it doesn't actually cost money, but nevertheless:
* Neopets doodads:
I collect Stamps, Rainbow items, Sand/Bottle items, Jelly (new) items, gurplepreen (jhudora) and I wantz a baby buzzz (this means baby pbrush)
any donations to said list will be muchly appreciated
my NAME is Nasasie contact me trough it.
thank you


finally, the much avated address poll!
I already have ciaan's, dutchbuffy's, lyskatt's (XD), painisprettie's, silver_fishes, soltian's (is it still the same?) and tancaliel's addy, if you are not them, please add yourself ^__^


[Poll #215111]



so, referentially, my wish list can be summed up in these exclamations:

* DRAGON!
* SHINY!
* GLITTER
* SPAZ!
* SMUT
* BOUNCE *