I steel from apiphile

[nasasie]

Bold the ones that are TRUE (ie, that you're never done).

i have never been drunk
i have never smoked pot
i have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
i have never kissed a member of the same sex
i have never crashed a friend's car
i have never been to japan
i have never had anal sex
i have never been in love
i have never had sex in public
i have never been dumped
i have never done cocaine
i have never shoplifted
i have never been fired
i have never been in a fist fight
i have never had a threesome
i have never snuck out of my parents house
i have never been tied up
i have never been caught masturbating
i have never pissed on myself
i have never had sex with a member of the same sex
i have never been arrested
i have never made out with a stranger
i have never stolen from work
I have never gone on a blind date
i have never lied to a friend
i have never had a crush on a teacher
i have never been to europe
i have never skipped school
i have never slept with a co-worker
i have never cut myself on purpose
i have never been married
i have never been divorced
i have never had sex with more than one person in the same week
i have never posed nude
i have never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
i have never killed anyone
i have never received scars from my sex partner
i have never thrown up in a bar
i have never purposely set a part of myself on fire
i have never eaten sushi
i have never been snowboarding
i have never had sex at a friend's house while they were throwing a party
i have never had sex in a dressing room
i have never flashed anyone well not purpously.. and not while old enought to know better
i have never hooked up with a friend's sibling
i have never purchased pornography does downloading count?

Comments

[ciaan]

Never been to Europe? You live in Europe. :P

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

no I don't I live in SCANDINAVIA

Norway is NOT a part of the EU (a fact which I hate)

and this 'Europa' is atleast 3 days by boat, train or something else I can't aford away

:P

[ciaan]

According to American geography, Norway, and all of Scandinavia, are part of Europe. Unless you say that Europe and Asia are just one continent, in which case you're part of Eurasia.

Sucks to not be part of the EU. I wish I were part of the EU.