help

[nasasie]

are these statements grammatical corrrect? can some anal grammar nazi please take these apart for me?
Tyranno tends to be perfectionistic by nature


Tyranno sez:

always make sure you have the latest equpiment

never take the smallest implement for granted

don't wake the sleeping Oscar

always use protection... :snerk:

have a heart.. and give it to me! >D

never trust a slasher.. any of the two variants

just because you can't see it, it doesn't mean it isn't there

bling bling! (ignore this one XD)

early bird misses the late night shows

don't step on my tomatoes, and I wont step on your dog

the internet is currently feeling [insert button here]

regional time is [insert automatic time updater doodad here]

insert random funny phrase here

no, you're wrong, 'XD' is not a valid form of communication, it is however, a valid form for Algebra

need any help?

WHAT? don't look at me, *I* didn't type in the erratic URL, that was YOU! (I plan on having this on some error page if I can find a way to make upload it) also, the word 'erratic' is not one I'm pleased with..

[atypical red 'X' image]

if you can read this text you are to close for personal comfort

please make sure that you at all times keep 3 metric feet betwen yourself and the object

don't pet the undentified object

don't lick the luggage (if I gain permision to use this)

it is not, 'dude loks like a lady'... it's 'the man looks just like a woman'

<-- oscar sez: but that doesn't rhyme!
tyranno sez: this doesn't either!
oscar sez: no, but it sounds nifty-->


moo

insert your funny upruptive phrase of choice here

PLEASE.. stop doing that

run this trought your posotronic converter!!!

was that a pizza piece I just saw flying by?
--- gracefully?

I refuse to sort Oscar's collection of cd's alfabetically.. I don't have a couple of decades to spare

Bwhahahahah!!!

Muhahah!!

:snort:

ZZzzzz

:snore:

wtf?

[images]

Something has Happened!
you are now elegible to watch 'Bastard squad' on TV!

Something has Happened!
the system has finally detected your level of stupidity, please stand by so the extermination squad can find you better...

Something has Happened!

.. nya! but I won't tell you what!

whatever you do, DONT CLICK HERE!!!!11oneoneelleven

dont click here either

I'm bored

Nasasie is stuck up

WHAAT?

I refuse to :poke: that, you can :poke: that, I'm NEVER :pokeing: that! get that, ok!?

WTF XD STFU K TNX BY

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[tyranno comment]


does anyone of you have any ideas??? write it in a comment ;p


and secondly, does anyone know a way to make a page have a 'random text feed' ? such as for example Neopets that suddenly has events that come up on any random page..
I want to on any (non comic) page have this little text "Tyranno sez: [blank]" right at the end (or beginning, haven't figured out the details yet)
I know it's possible, I just want to know if somebody has a clue as to how?

thank you for your help

~Nas

Comments

[ciaan]

I went through all that and fixed it. Then LJ said the comment was too long and ate it. If you want me to do it again, just ask.

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

Please, please do it again
thank you loads and heaps for taking the time to do it in the first place!

:D

so sorry it ate it for you ;(
if lj spazes out even again, just make it into a *.txt file or even a *.html file and send it to me, my adress should be around
(or you could post it on YOUR lj, whatever works best for you)

Thank you again :D

~Nas
is happy for grammatical correct people

[ciaan]

always make sure you have the latest equpiment

To be really picky, you can say "Always make sure that you have the latest equipment."

never take the smallest implement for granted

I'm actually not sure what you mean here. "Smallest" has me confused.

don't wake the sleeping Oscar

Is correct.

always use protection... :snerk:

have a heart.. and give it to me! >D

Correct.

never trust a slasher.. any of the two variants

Never trust a slasher. Either of the two variants.

Re:

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not sure what you mean here. "Smallest" has me confused.

actually I am thinking of
'never take the [something or other] for granted'
'smallest impliment' is my weird brains way of saying 'tiny dodad, or "thing"'

impliment, is that a fancy way of saying 'thing'?


ehhkk.. sorry for procastinatory wait and waste of time ;(

Re:

[ciaan]

Yeah, impliment is a fancy thing. I don't think I know the expression you're referring to here, though.

Re:

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

well Tyranno *is* weird, so I suppose it's just thar, (*she* wants to use the word "impliment" like it's a fancy thing *eyeroll*)

[ciaan]

just because you can't see it, it doesn't mean it isn't there

Just because you can't see it, that doesn't mean it isn't there.

bling bling! (ignore this one XD)

early bird misses the late night shows

The early bird misses the late night shows.

don't step on my tomatoes, and I wont step on your dog

won't

the internet is currently feeling [insert button here]

Sure, if you want the internet to feel.

regional time is [insert automatic time updater doodad here]

local time

insert random funny phrase here

check.

Re:

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you want the internet to feel.

so I can insert this:
(http://www.imood.com/imood.cgi)


;)

[ciaan]

no, you're wrong, 'XD' is not a valid form of communication, it is however, a valid form for Algebra

No, you're wrong, 'XD' is not a valid form of communication, however, it is a valid form for algebra.

need any help?

No, I don't. ;)

WHAT? don't look at me, *I* didn't type in the erratic URL, that was YOU! (I plan on having this on some error page if I can find a way to make upload it) also, the word 'erratic' is not one I'm pleased with..

invalid or incorrect URL

[atypical red 'X' image]

if you can read this text you are to close for personal comfort

too close

please make sure that you at all times keep 3 metric feet betwen yourself and the object

I don't think there are metric feet.

Please make sure that you keep at least three feet between you and the object at all times.

don't pet the undentified object

unidentified

don't lick the luggage (if I gain permision to use this)

it is not, 'dude loks like a lady'... it's 'the man looks just like a woman'

It is not "dude looks like a lady" it is "the man looks just like a woman."

<-- oscar sez: but that doesn't rhyme!
tyranno sez: this doesn't either!
oscar sez: no, but it sounds nifty-->

Tyranno sez: The original doesn't either!

Re:

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

I don't think there are metric feet.

yeh, I know that ;)
but Tyranno, doesn't

I've made a thing out of Oscar's bad grammar and that Tyranno's best subject is English, (well it was norwegian first, before they got all international)
but she really stink at maths, so therefore; 'metric feet'
it doesn't exists, but it's perfectly spelled XD

Re:

[ciaan]

Got it. ;)

[ciaan]

moo

insert your funny upruptive phrase of choice here

upruptive isn't a word, but I don't know what word you mean

PLEASE.. stop doing that

run this trought your posotronic converter!!!

Run this through your positronic converter!!!

was that a pizza piece I just saw flying by?
--- gracefully?

Was that a slice of pizza I just saw flying by? ...Gracefully?

I refuse to sort Oscar's collection of cd's alfabetically.. I don't have a couple of decades to spare

I refuse to sort Oscar's collection of CDs alphabetically. I don't have a couple of decades to spare.

Bwhahahahah!!!

Muhahah!!

:snort:

ZZzzzz

Well, of course, there are alternate spellings, such as Mwahahaha and Bwahahaha, and ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz..... ;P

Re:

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

upruptive isn't a word, but I don't know what word you mean

erh.. it's my engorsk playing up again, I'm afraid.. the word I'm kinda looking for means something like 'the word for when people lose their consentration on a subject, (which is irritating) or like 'insert your funny [doesn't fit in and disrupts] prhase here'

erh yea..

wait, did I just get the word I was looking for?

huhuhuhu
hurhurhur
:p

Re:

[ciaan]

Disrupt? Yay! You found the word!

[ciaan]

:snore:

wtf?

[images]

Something has Happened!
you are now elegible to watch 'Bastard squad' on TV!

Something has Happened!
the system has finally detected your level of stupidity, please stand by so the extermination squad can find you better...

Something has Happened! The system has finally detected your level of stupidity. Please stand by so that the extermination squad can find you easily.

Something has Happened!

.. nya! but I won't tell you what!

whatever you do, DONT CLICK HERE!!!!11oneoneelleven

dont click here either

I'm bored

Nasasie is stuck up

WHAAT?

I refuse to :poke: that, you can :poke: that, I'm NEVER :pokeing: that! get that, ok!?

I refuse to :poke: that, you can :poke: that, I'm never :poke:ing that! Got that, okay?!

WTF XD STFU K TNX BY

BYE

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Well, I'm not quite qualified to proofread L337. And I know nothing about how to make a random text feed.

[ciaan]

elegible

eligible

<3

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

is says 'leet (elite) is moronic'

I changed it to the more longer:
|337 15 †3|-| |3a5† ''|337'' †|-|1|\|6 0ƒ †|-|3|v| 4||,
1|\| ƒ4(† 1† 1z z00 (_)|\|–|337¸ †|-|4† 1†´5 |)0vv|\| ß16|-|† |\|003¡

which means
'leet is teh least "leet" thing of them all, in fact it is soo un-leet, that it's down right n00b!'

damn text feed! shall ramage the internet for it ^__^

thanks again for the help on this,
super Thanks from this (very much belated) queen of procastination, Nasasie

Re: <3

[ciaan]

Oh, I can mostly read leet, but I can't really write it, so I wouldn't know whether it had some technical problems.

Re: <3

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

one of lifes unresolved mysteries: Nasasie is (surprisingly) *Very* good at l33t

o_ô

*victoriousness*

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

And I know nothing about how to make a random text feed

but I, now.. do

take a look at the bottom of this (http://randomnonsence.nasasieshomeworld.com/fag/fghamisc.htm) page


randomly, I love your icon :D

Re: *victoriousness*

[ciaan]

It's random! It changes! Yay!

ARRRRe: *victoriousness*

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

it made me *so* happy, becuse I found a script that *did* exactly what I wanted it to, and not a thing of

finding a date script that only shows the current time in oslo however, is much, much harder...
I want it to show only the time, [hour]:[minute] and NOT [date] [month] [year] [hour]:[minute]:[second] {refresh to update}

damn...

Re: ARRRRe: *victoriousness*

[ciaan]

Maybe edit something you do find? I don't know how hard that would be....

Re: ARR

[nasasie.livejournal.com]

rrr.... well, tell me if you ever find something eh?