help

are these statements grammatical corrrect? can some anal grammar nazi please take these apart for me?
Tyranno tends to be perfectionistic by nature


Tyranno sez:

always make sure you have the latest equpiment

never take the smallest implement for granted

don't wake the sleeping Oscar

always use protection... :snerk:

have a heart.. and give it to me! >D

never trust a slasher.. any of the two variants

just because you can't see it, it doesn't mean it isn't there

bling bling! (ignore this one XD)

early bird misses the late night shows

don't step on my tomatoes, and I wont step on your dog

the internet is currently feeling [insert button here]

regional time is [insert automatic time updater doodad here]

insert random funny phrase here

no, you're wrong, 'XD' is not a valid form of communication, it is however, a valid form for Algebra

need any help?

WHAT? don't look at me, *I* didn't type in the erratic URL, that was YOU! (I plan on having this on some error page if I can find a way to make upload it) also, the word 'erratic' is not one I'm pleased with..

[atypical red 'X' image]

if you can read this text you are to close for personal comfort

please make sure that you at all times keep 3 metric feet betwen yourself and the object

don't pet the undentified object

don't lick the luggage (if I gain permision to use this)

it is not, 'dude loks like a lady'... it's 'the man looks just like a woman'

<-- oscar sez: but that doesn't rhyme!
tyranno sez: this doesn't either!
oscar sez: no, but it sounds nifty-->


moo

insert your funny upruptive phrase of choice here

PLEASE.. stop doing that

run this trought your posotronic converter!!!

was that a pizza piece I just saw flying by?
--- gracefully?

I refuse to sort Oscar's collection of cd's alfabetically.. I don't have a couple of decades to spare

Bwhahahahah!!!

Muhahah!!

:snort:

ZZzzzz

:snore:

wtf?

[images]

Something has Happened!
you are now elegible to watch 'Bastard squad' on TV!

Something has Happened!
the system has finally detected your level of stupidity, please stand by so the extermination squad can find you better...

Something has Happened!

.. nya! but I won't tell you what!

whatever you do, DONT CLICK HERE!!!!11oneoneelleven

dont click here either

I'm bored

Nasasie is stuck up

WHAAT?

I refuse to :poke: that, you can :poke: that, I'm NEVER :pokeing: that! get that, ok!?

WTF XD STFU K TNX BY

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[tyranno comment]


does anyone of you have any ideas??? write it in a comment ;p


and secondly, does anyone know a way to make a page have a 'random text feed' ? such as for example Neopets that suddenly has events that come up on any random page..
I want to on any (non comic) page have this little text "Tyranno sez: [blank]" right at the end (or beginning, haven't figured out the details yet)
I know it's possible, I just want to know if somebody has a clue as to how?

thank you for your help

~Nas

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you wont get an update today, because I am dull

tofices to say, in about two months time, I might be getting an electric guitar.