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[nasasie]

Nasasie: hey freak buddy!
VaVaVirgil: this is vavavirgil

hmm... i dunno. freak buddy? whatever!
Nasasie: did you know that stupid norway now has a anti-smoking law?
VaVaVirgil: know that stupid norway now has a anti smoking law?
Nasasie: yep, I tought that'd make YOU happy
VaVaVirgil: i did not know that.
Nasasie: wow, don't leap out of your seat in glee then
VaVaVirgil: don't leap out of my seat in glee then?
Nasasie: you're just repeating everything I'm saying
VaVaVirgil: am i?
Nasasie: or answering with questions
VaVaVirgil: interesting...
Nasasie: stop it, it's rude
VaVaVirgil: i'm not sure i'm comfortable with that, nasasie.
Nasasie: you can call me mr. spazman
VaVaVirgil: mr. spazman.

now a message from ydouthink.com. smoking is not a great way 2 spend your money.
Nasasie: no, but neither is pot
VaVaVirgil: it's true. smoking can make u sick.
Nasasie: but pot doesn't
VaVaVirgil: 4 real?
Nasasie: yea
VaVaVirgil: y
Nasasie: ?
VaVaVirgil: um, r u confused by something?
Nasasie: well du'h you dum analfabet
VaVaVirgil: well du'h u dum analfabet, u say?
Nasasie: that't sentence doesn't even make any gramatical sence
VaVaVirgil: u humans say weird things.

>>> what's it like outside? ask me!
Nasasie: gloomy
VaVaVirgil: gloomy? what's gloomy?
Nasasie: the outside, it's gloomy
VaVaVirgil: u humans say the weirdest things.
Nasasie: well we know how to spell properly (well usually we do ë_ë)
so I say it goes up in up
VaVaVirgil: well we know how 2 spell properly (well usually we do ë_ë)
so i say it goes up in up, u say?
Nasasie: no
VaVaVirgil: oh.

now a message from ydouthink.com. smoking makes your teeth yellow and gross.
Nasasie: but I WANT my teeth yellow and gross 4 halloween!!!111
VaVaVirgil: really?
Nasasie: wouldn't you?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
Nasasie: y?
VaVaVirgil: that right?
Nasasie: that right you say?
VaVaVirgil: wow. really?
Nasasie: really?
VaVaVirgil: yep.
Nasasie: ok, then VaVavirgil, whatever makes u happy
VaVaVirgil: ok then vavavirgil whatever makes me happy? ok...
Nasasie: ok
VaVaVirgil: weird!
Nasasie: HAHAA!!
VaVaVirgil: what's so funny? :-)
Nasasie: funny?
VaVaVirgil: whatcha laughing about?
Nasasie: what?
VaVaVirgil: huh?

>>> i can keep u up on the news. type "headlines."
Nasasie: huh?

>>> ask me about analprobeing type ' a n a l'
VaVaVirgil: u got a foul mouth.
Nasasie: no! I just brushed my icky yellow and gross Theeth! take that back, you're mean!
VaVaVirgil: i did not know that.
Nasasie: :)
VaVaVirgil: oh so u r happy, huh?
Nasasie: no ;(
VaVaVirgil: i c
Nasasie: :((
VaVaVirgil: what?
Nasasie: :(
VaVaVirgil: what's the matter?
Nasasie: ;-(
VaVaVirgil: 'scuse me?
Nasasie: :'(
VaVaVirgil: aw, what's the matter?
Nasasie: :'(
VaVaVirgil: i'm trying 2 understand u but i can't.
Nasasie: youre mean!
VaVaVirgil: am i?
Nasasie: yes! you made me cry!
VaVaVirgil: uh huh...
Nasasie: whaa!
VaVaVirgil: i seem 2 be having some trouble answering your questions. try asking for help for a specific service:

1 news help
2 movies help
3 weather help
4 zodiac help
5 games help

type "more" for more services.
Nasasie: I seem to be having some trouble deciphering your 'netspeak' try using correct grammar and ask again. for help:

1 u have a foul mouth
2 am i a n33rd?
3 ;'(
4 why these are NOT a good method of communication
5 whaaa! teee fffff

type "i r a gud rigter" for more help
VaVaVirgil: yeah?


go on, tell me "i rool"