here, wher the mood is IRRITATION

WTF so ok, the lost chapters turned out to be fanfic, that is cool (and amazing)

BUT NOW I CANT FIND THE ZARKING SLASH STORY!?




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T e l l M E W h a t Y o u T h i n k

I'm going to trick them, I'm going to trick them good, no one will be as tricked as them will be..

I need this and this and this, ahh! this is going to be swell


Bwhahahaha!
no one will suspect a thing!
it's fool proof!

well.. they do say that if you create something fool proof, a greater fool will be created, but they wont have time to do that.
oh no.. this is gonna be swell!


ketchup! and shiny! heheee.. that stupid lady thought I was lost or something, excuse me? I've been here longer than you, I think I know my way around

now I need tape so I can tape the firecracker to the ketchup and add some kitchenroll under it so it doesn't hurt..

right.. all I need to do now is give georgi The Gun.

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you better not Screw this up georgi!
stupid kid, but the only one that wouldn't go straight to 'the authorities' with The Gun

can't believe I found it in that dust bin, emptied out all those shiny bullets, will have to find something else for them...

getting the blanks was a different matter, tough, eventually had to break henrys arm in order to make him go into the Hunt and Rifle store to "ask for blanks 'cuz him and dad was gong hunting and dad didn't want him to shoot with real bullets"

amazing acting talent in that boy... or maybe it just was the pain in his arm >D


on my mark, geogi.. not when tobias sticks lego up his nose to impress the girls.. not when whatsherface tells mona for the sixth time today that 'no, the icecream-man wasn't eaten by rabid mutant vaffle-chees'
NOT when that Guy is anywhere near, as his Male-Hero Genetics™ will insure that he will remove georgi from The Gun before it even gets fired...

right.. on my mark...

wait for it...

NOW!

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Letter to mrs. and mr. Tyranno's parents:

Your daughter was not harmed in anyway in the accident, we are still trying to find out where Georgi found the gun, it is believed that a group of kids found the gun in a dust bin when we where on a trip in the local Area park

Luckily the gun was only loaded with blanks, and it has already been confiscated from the kids and delivered to uncle police, the police also had a chat to the kids abut the dangers of firearms and how important there is to report anything suspicious you might find in dust bins to adults.

It has been quite the week for you, first your youngest son breaks his arm falling down the stairs, and now this,
safeless to say, we hope Tyranno will recover quick enough from her ordeal to join us again

your sincerely, ms. Bertsöm, Sunnywilla-Kindergarten

hope peopel don't hate me now...

Abortion?:	I'm not for it, no, it is murder, and the child is completely innocent and has the right to exist as well. HOWEVER, I also think that killing mothers that have abortions performed on them, and the doctors that perform the abortions is EQUALLY as wrong a thing to do, and the problem of unwanted children and container babies adoptions and back-ally abortions, should NOT be dealt with at that end, but at the beginning with condoms/etc, but instead if this, teachers and the ilk refuse to give condoms to teenagers and such, because that is PROMOTING UNMARRED SEX.. bollox not to mention the predicament of having women not being allowed to chose what's what OVER THEIR OWN BODIES
Death Penalty?:	no, just No, although I think rapists and childmolestors should be castrated... physically
Prostitution?:	in an utopia we wouldn't need it, but as long as men are going to pay, women (and men!) will provide it, better of helping those that do by giving them shelters/legalise it/work against the drug problems and pimps, in essence, they should legalise prostitution, but forbid 'pimps' (the bad sort, you know what I mean)
Alcohol?:	not really, but I don't condemn
Marijuana?:	Yes, it should be very legalised
Other drugs?:	well.... ok, legalised, but just to make crime-rates go down
Gay marriage?:	why Yes!
Illegal immigrants?:	what about them? here, norwegians are ass hats, I only disagree with immigrants IF, a) they only come here to acquire money easily, and NOT to say, live here and earn money and pay taxes and just generally be a propper citizen (ie unlike Røkke)
Smoking?:	no problem with it, they are hysterical about it I think (I am a non smoker btw)
Drunk driving?:	this is illegal FOR A REASON
Cloning?:	No. don't clone, but please research, because if we don't the others do, and then when they have the cures, suddenly we want the benefits as well, WTF no, it needs to be done, because that's the way science is. I might not agree with it, but I also think it's a big waste of recourses (and potentially dangerous) if we just sit on our asses and let people that might have a different agenda do it for us
Racism?:	No, not on any account, it is NOT acceptable, whatsoever (this means blacks hating whites and women kicking men in the balls just for fun) AS WELL
Premarital sex?:	Why not?
Religion?:	as long as its not fanatic, fanaticism should be dealt with heavy medications and re-schooling (aka un-brainwashing)
The war in Iraq?:	WHY?!
Bush?:	I don't have an opinion on shrubbery.. XD I kid, actually the man himself is pretty harmless, he's just to dumb to be a threat on his own, it's the people in the government BEHIND this puppet, that we need to worry about
Downloading music?:	YES! on account of this, I BOUGHT music of artist I'd otherwise NEVER would have heard of! and also CD's prices are WAY over the top of a flagpost
The legal drinking age?:	if it was up to me, alcohol would be illialized altogether, but I don't care really.. does the legal drinking age really stop adolescents from drinking if they really want to?
Porn?:	Well, as a matter of principal, No. but as a matter of opinion, Yes.. I'm not exactly proud of this stance, but I refuse to be hypocritical where I can avoid it
Suicide?:	no, you shouldn't, not ever, Life is the ONLY thing you are given, by nature or god, and it's the chickens way out, no exemptions (except maybe in situations like ONE)

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