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gor: ..okay okay okay.. what's the difference between bush and a lesbian?'
oz: .. everything?'
gor: ...
gor: a lesbian has brains
oz: yea, but its not funny, lesbians are women, women always have brains
oz: soo.. what's the difference between bush and football player?
oz: a fotball player has brains ^^
gor : ë_ë... what's the difference between bush and gay twinks?? ::leers at oz::
oz: ... uh.. gay twinks don't have a stick permanently lodged in their ass?
gor: o.O ... XD

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Thehell?

The cat just made a smell on me
it smelled like catass and looked like tiny blobs of chunky milk

basically I was just randomly cuddling him an' trying to do my homework at the same time...
when he is being especially bothersome and I shove him gently jet determinedly away...

that's when I notice the catass smell, and notice these white things on my sweater

our supposedly neutered cat that is O.o


hn.. now i have a new sweater

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[edit:] my book smells like catass, I can't have a book that smells like catass!
I should have to spray it, so now it smells like perfume...

rater cherry cherrie than catass X_x