and, to annoy you all
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nasasiehere is a list of quotes and stuff I have collected in the last 6 mounts oh so of internet.. many of these are quotes from my head, meaning I made them up, no touchy
also there are quite alot from people's signatures on the bmb message board ^^
dont be surprised if you find your name here
lynoralj: i am not short my feet touch the ground just like everyone else !
"That's when I ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your
chest... but I'm not an alien" -- MST3000 The Movie
Eddy: What a bunch of Anime-maniacs!
_UnStitcheD_:
Tybalt's expression is priceless ^_^
Poor Skids, I wish to give him comfort. ::hands Skids some cookies::
_________________
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What happen?
Skids/Cy Shipper #2: Some one set us up the Tybalt!
Skids/Cy Shipper #3: We get signal!
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What
Skids/Cy Shipper #3: Main screen turn on.
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: It's you!!
Andariel: How are you Cy/Skids Shippers!! All your Skids are belong to us. You are on your way to some hot Tybalt and Skids lovin'
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What you say!!
Andariel: Your 'ship has no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha
posted: Jul 28, 2002
Oz: "Yes, being a woman is a bitch, but men can be bitches to"
Oz: "You wanna know why I'm sitting down?! It's because that dumstick's always sittin' on his fat ass and I'm tired in my feet, that's why"
H: "He stole my stool"
H: "I'm Captain Plutonium!"
Oz: "henry, I swear next time we're gonna (incoherent mumbling) I'll bloody f**kin' well gonna chop yer head off!!"
Zan and Tanja staring dumbfoundly at ozz's She-Ra'ish costume:
Oz: "what're you looking at!"
Oz, heading for the kitchen:
Oz: "come on double O'zodium"
H: "plutonium not sodium"
Oz: "Vampires are fruity and you know it, ..."
gR: what's your race baby? "gigaphallusaurus?"
Oz: *giggle*
Tr: "så putter vi denne oppi her..." (om vepsebol i tang som hun holder, oppi el. grillen)
H: "nei det gjør vi ikke, JEG vil IKKE ha sprøstekt veps!"
Tj: "Who knew? Oscar's a prune!"
Oz: "I'm NOT a wrinkled raisin wannabe!"
ciaan: "Just cause I'm a girl, doesn't mean I like pink. And just cause I don't like pink, doesn't mean I want a penis. (To put it excessively simply.)"
me!: "When the weird get stranger, the strange goes to Hollywood"
Perry White (in Louis&Clark): "what in hells bathroom?!"
Oz: "Hetro-sexuality sucks!
There're no Women!
And they don't wanna!"
Nunk: "well, if it isn't twiddelidi and twiddelidumb!"
Oz: (shouting) "I can't hear anything, can _you_ hear anything?"
TR: (also shouting) "nope, you think we ought'a remove these here earphones?"
Oz: (still shouting) "naw... I can se her jap moving, so she must be still talking XD"
will&grace: "most boys are like spaghetti: straight at first, until you get them hot and wet. ^_^"
Oz: "you're blaming me for last nights' pool-party? õ_O"
Oz: "but it wasn't my idea!" <{:}o
Tx: "you where the motivational factor!"
Oz: "hu?"
H: "you where the inspiration"
Oz: "coool! I'm a muse!
....um, wait.."
H: "well, we where certainly a-MUSE-d ^__^*"
*thwack!!*
Oz: "Bad pun Raven Eye, bad pun >_<"
Oz: "#I'm 'enry the aight I am, I love this song 'couse I know it bugs you like hell#"
joy to the world the world burnt down
and everybody died!
but what about the univurse
we flushed it down the urinulse
and round and round it goes
and round and round it goes
and roaaaaaaaund but it still won't fit!
me!: "the reason nobody gets anything free in this country is, if they do, everybodey treats it like it's not worth anything"
Element: "Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, speed, weed and birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high"
Mar: "how much bloody cream do you use every day?!" >¨<
Oz: "I don use bloody cream, I prefer the non-coagulating kind ^^"
Oz: "it's like I have multiple identities, and they are all playing an rpg in my head"
"Ok, look. He's not an angel
and he's not a slut. You're
not a villain or a hero.
You're just two imperfect
human beings in love!"
- Cyanide Torres
Oz: "Don't ask me how I know, I'm a very curious person, with to much free time on his hands, and an Internet connection"
*after long and annoying question-run by Id to Gor*
Id: "I still don't understand, why would you like shagging girls instead of boys? /:?"
Gor: "why do YOU think I like shagging girls instead of boys!?" >§-{
oz: "because they're prettier? and smell nicer? they're sweet and are civil to each-another and don't to hooligan mob-runs or go Neanderthal? because they aren't bastardly all the time, and can actually communicate with each other?
[small awkward silence]
Gor *shakes hand*: "congratulations: you're a lesbian!" ~0_o
Oz: "oh k-kay, do I have to dye my hair?" {:}-{
Sahedre: There is no shame in loving... where there is love, the form does not matter.
you know youw ben doing to much shit mangler when:
Oz:
In this corner: the Bionic Hell Creature!!
and in this corner: the Stupid Fart Golem!!!
Let's get ready to RUUUUMMBBBLE!!!"
...
Oz: what?
H: I didn't know _you_ could do that!
Kristofer Kurtis:
I'll bet you thought I was going to say something here.
Obviously, you were wrong.
*having searched for the nail-file for an eternity and so giving up*
H: "å du finnærn nok snart"
Oz: "jada, når helvete fryser over"
H: "åh det er ikke så lenge til.."
?: "jeg hakke problemer altså, med sånne derre ikke-konvensjonelle seksuelle løsninger"
Rallyer: "swords don't kill people, people kill people"
Oskarus: "and they're more inclined to kill people when they have swords"
me: The thing with Oscar is, he's got hip bones that'll make you wanna squeal...
and cheek bones that will.
Oz: "like I have a flaming piece of sulphurs chance in heaven!"
Gi: "man er den man er, vis man var flere en den man var, så ville en jo være schizofren"
Paralelunyversesmazhevil Oz!: "...And then what? Wait for the spaceship piloted by Elvis and fuelled by Jimmy Hoffa's body juices to come get us all?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Paralelunyversesmazhnottimid H!: "oscar, Won't you *really* go fuck yourself with a rusty showel?"
Paraleluniversesmashghost Tr!: "...nope, but he did fuck _me_... yes I *know*, it's discussing..."
Serpens:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculus,
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
Is this a good addition to this never ending thread at all?
Oz *in a JoBeth mood*: "meano, whineo, stupid rhino.. whahaha! Like, were did that come from?! XD"
Tx: "If you don have anything intelligent to say, shut up!"
Soltian: "Frightfully dull as this may be, it's how life is: Food, to me!"
its all fun and games until someone pisses in their pants
mom: ikke splill så høyt..
me: det er ikke høyt, det bare høres sånn ut om morningen
shh! No words, Sweetums.
Let's just go back stage and smuggle us some backdoor Man-love ~Something Positive
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. that doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. - Lynn Lavner
-ciaan
revolution forever, succession of the seasons, raised in the blood of nature, all raised to rot and die... this purity, purity is a lie.
oz: ooh why are they wearing so little!?
H: I dur know, but its alright with me!
oz: ahh you male sexist pig
H: urr
oz: O.O gah
oz: wo itope tanka yukiuka!!
H: ::looking into the camera:: and that's Lakota for: oi.. cleavage! ^^
In the Darkness You Will Find Me
A Lover Wrapped in Your Embrace
Losing Myself in Oblivion
Beneath the Gaze of Your Sweet Face
ripperlyn:
me: inspire me darling?
nastassia yvonne orrison: legolas making out with snape
me: ............
me: oh you're brilliant.
nastassia yvonne orrison: i know ;-)
me: but now inspire me to do something other than go buy a vibrator.
apathetic jellyfish:
i am a without a soul. how do i know? an online quiz told me so.
Writing is like dancing. The same thrill, this light joyful feeling in your heart, comes all over you. And you dont have to know classical ballet, in order to be able to dance.
~Dutchbuffy
Oz: YOU GOTTA WAKE UP YOU GOTTA WAKE UP!!
H: I'd rather prefer the computer alarm clock!
Meddle not in the affairs of slashers for we are twisted and you'd look so hot kissing another man ~Nightbird
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.. ~muzzy-skins
nj: "oscar walks the walk, talks the talk, but he doesn't do the do-dy"
also there are quite alot from people's signatures on the bmb message board ^^
dont be surprised if you find your name here
lynoralj: i am not short my feet touch the ground just like everyone else !
"That's when I ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your
chest... but I'm not an alien" -- MST3000 The Movie
Eddy: What a bunch of Anime-maniacs!
_UnStitcheD_:
Tybalt's expression is priceless ^_^
Poor Skids, I wish to give him comfort. ::hands Skids some cookies::
_________________
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What happen?
Skids/Cy Shipper #2: Some one set us up the Tybalt!
Skids/Cy Shipper #3: We get signal!
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What
Skids/Cy Shipper #3: Main screen turn on.
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: It's you!!
Andariel: How are you Cy/Skids Shippers!! All your Skids are belong to us. You are on your way to some hot Tybalt and Skids lovin'
Skids/Cy Shipper #1: What you say!!
Andariel: Your 'ship has no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha
posted: Jul 28, 2002
Oz: "Yes, being a woman is a bitch, but men can be bitches to"
Oz: "You wanna know why I'm sitting down?! It's because that dumstick's always sittin' on his fat ass and I'm tired in my feet, that's why"
H: "He stole my stool"
H: "I'm Captain Plutonium!"
Oz: "henry, I swear next time we're gonna (incoherent mumbling) I'll bloody f**kin' well gonna chop yer head off!!"
Zan and Tanja staring dumbfoundly at ozz's She-Ra'ish costume:
Oz: "what're you looking at!"
Oz, heading for the kitchen:
Oz: "come on double O'zodium"
H: "plutonium not sodium"
Oz: "Vampires are fruity and you know it, ..."
gR: what's your race baby? "gigaphallusaurus?"
Oz: *giggle*
Tr: "så putter vi denne oppi her..." (om vepsebol i tang som hun holder, oppi el. grillen)
H: "nei det gjør vi ikke, JEG vil IKKE ha sprøstekt veps!"
Tj: "Who knew? Oscar's a prune!"
Oz: "I'm NOT a wrinkled raisin wannabe!"
ciaan: "Just cause I'm a girl, doesn't mean I like pink. And just cause I don't like pink, doesn't mean I want a penis. (To put it excessively simply.)"
me!: "When the weird get stranger, the strange goes to Hollywood"
Perry White (in Louis&Clark): "what in hells bathroom?!"
Oz: "Hetro-sexuality sucks!
There're no Women!
And they don't wanna!"
Nunk: "well, if it isn't twiddelidi and twiddelidumb!"
Oz: (shouting) "I can't hear anything, can _you_ hear anything?"
TR: (also shouting) "nope, you think we ought'a remove these here earphones?"
Oz: (still shouting) "naw... I can se her jap moving, so she must be still talking XD"
will&grace: "most boys are like spaghetti: straight at first, until you get them hot and wet. ^_^"
Oz: "you're blaming me for last nights' pool-party? õ_O"
Oz: "but it wasn't my idea!" <{:}o
Tx: "you where the motivational factor!"
Oz: "hu?"
H: "you where the inspiration"
Oz: "coool! I'm a muse!
....um, wait.."
H: "well, we where certainly a-MUSE-d ^__^*"
*thwack!!*
Oz: "Bad pun Raven Eye, bad pun >_<"
Oz: "#I'm 'enry the aight I am, I love this song 'couse I know it bugs you like hell#"
joy to the world the world burnt down
and everybody died!
but what about the univurse
we flushed it down the urinulse
and round and round it goes
and round and round it goes
and roaaaaaaaund but it still won't fit!
me!: "the reason nobody gets anything free in this country is, if they do, everybodey treats it like it's not worth anything"
Element: "Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, speed, weed and birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high"
Mar: "how much bloody cream do you use every day?!" >¨<
Oz: "I don use bloody cream, I prefer the non-coagulating kind ^^"
Oz: "it's like I have multiple identities, and they are all playing an rpg in my head"
"Ok, look. He's not an angel
and he's not a slut. You're
not a villain or a hero.
You're just two imperfect
human beings in love!"
- Cyanide Torres
Oz: "Don't ask me how I know, I'm a very curious person, with to much free time on his hands, and an Internet connection"
*after long and annoying question-run by Id to Gor*
Id: "I still don't understand, why would you like shagging girls instead of boys? /:?"
Gor: "why do YOU think I like shagging girls instead of boys!?" >§-{
oz: "because they're prettier? and smell nicer? they're sweet and are civil to each-another and don't to hooligan mob-runs or go Neanderthal? because they aren't bastardly all the time, and can actually communicate with each other?
[small awkward silence]
Gor *shakes hand*: "congratulations: you're a lesbian!" ~0_o
Oz: "oh k-kay, do I have to dye my hair?" {:}-{
Sahedre: There is no shame in loving... where there is love, the form does not matter.
you know youw ben doing to much shit mangler when:
Oz:
In this corner: the Bionic Hell Creature!!
and in this corner: the Stupid Fart Golem!!!
Let's get ready to RUUUUMMBBBLE!!!"
...
Oz: what?
H: I didn't know _you_ could do that!
Kristofer Kurtis:
I'll bet you thought I was going to say something here.
Obviously, you were wrong.
*having searched for the nail-file for an eternity and so giving up*
H: "å du finnærn nok snart"
Oz: "jada, når helvete fryser over"
H: "åh det er ikke så lenge til.."
?: "jeg hakke problemer altså, med sånne derre ikke-konvensjonelle seksuelle løsninger"
Rallyer: "swords don't kill people, people kill people"
Oskarus: "and they're more inclined to kill people when they have swords"
me: The thing with Oscar is, he's got hip bones that'll make you wanna squeal...
and cheek bones that will.
Oz: "like I have a flaming piece of sulphurs chance in heaven!"
Gi: "man er den man er, vis man var flere en den man var, så ville en jo være schizofren"
Paralelunyversesmazhevil Oz!: "...And then what? Wait for the spaceship piloted by Elvis and fuelled by Jimmy Hoffa's body juices to come get us all?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Paralelunyversesmazhnottimid H!: "oscar, Won't you *really* go fuck yourself with a rusty showel?"
Paraleluniversesmashghost Tr!: "...nope, but he did fuck _me_... yes I *know*, it's discussing..."
Serpens:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculus,
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
Is this a good addition to this never ending thread at all?
Oz *in a JoBeth mood*: "meano, whineo, stupid rhino.. whahaha! Like, were did that come from?! XD"
Tx: "If you don have anything intelligent to say, shut up!"
Soltian: "Frightfully dull as this may be, it's how life is: Food, to me!"
its all fun and games until someone pisses in their pants
mom: ikke splill så høyt..
me: det er ikke høyt, det bare høres sånn ut om morningen
shh! No words, Sweetums.
Let's just go back stage and smuggle us some backdoor Man-love ~Something Positive
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. that doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. - Lynn Lavner
-ciaan
revolution forever, succession of the seasons, raised in the blood of nature, all raised to rot and die... this purity, purity is a lie.
oz: ooh why are they wearing so little!?
H: I dur know, but its alright with me!
oz: ahh you male sexist pig
H: urr
oz: O.O gah
oz: wo itope tanka yukiuka!!
H: ::looking into the camera:: and that's Lakota for: oi.. cleavage! ^^
In the Darkness You Will Find Me
A Lover Wrapped in Your Embrace
Losing Myself in Oblivion
Beneath the Gaze of Your Sweet Face
ripperlyn:
me: inspire me darling?
nastassia yvonne orrison: legolas making out with snape
me: ............
me: oh you're brilliant.
nastassia yvonne orrison: i know ;-)
me: but now inspire me to do something other than go buy a vibrator.
apathetic jellyfish:
i am a without a soul. how do i know? an online quiz told me so.
Writing is like dancing. The same thrill, this light joyful feeling in your heart, comes all over you. And you dont have to know classical ballet, in order to be able to dance.
~Dutchbuffy
Oz: YOU GOTTA WAKE UP YOU GOTTA WAKE UP!!
H: I'd rather prefer the computer alarm clock!
Meddle not in the affairs of slashers for we are twisted and you'd look so hot kissing another man ~Nightbird
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.. ~muzzy-skins
nj: "oscar walks the walk, talks the talk, but he doesn't do the do-dy"
