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"David Duchovny Clones From Titan Landed In My Garden And killed Seventeen Tomatoes" Claims Al Gore.


"Does Freddy Krüeger Exist?" Japanese Meta-physicists Offer New Evidence.

Amazing Fanatical Tiger from Mordor.

Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Elvis Impersonator from Queen Elizabeth's home in Majorca.

Man Maims Six Elven Warriors With Psychotic Groundhog, Then Is Acquitted By Jury.

American Technicians discover lost city of New York.

heeheehee...

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"Aliens From Tattoine Gave Me Cancer" Reveals Princess Leia.

the worst part its, it makes sence XDXDXD

"Christina Aguilera is the Mother Of My Baby", Reveals Sting. – Brittney Spears Reveals All.
oh? XD


OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVVAR!
I swear I'm not making this up
Travelling To Planet Vulcan In A Stolen Helicopter – Xena, Warrior Princess Tells All. – Photographic Evidence Offers Proof.

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no more.. i promise, this one was just to good to pas up XD

Tickle-me-Elmo Kills Thirty-Six Women in drunken rampage.